"Yes, Your Grace."
"And still My Grace as well?"
"Yes, Your Grace. You are His Grace His Excellency the Duke of Ankh-Morpork, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes, Your Grace."
"Hang on, hang on...His Grace cancels out the Sir, i know that. It's like having an ace in poker."
"Stricktly speaking this is true, Your Grace, but great score is set by titles here and it is best to play with a full deck, mmm."
"I was once a blackboard monitor at school," said Vimes sharply. "For a whole term. Would that help?"
~The Fifth Elephant, Terry Pratchett
Between reading that and having a lot of time spent driving mindlessly today, I started thinking about what all I've been in the last 23 years. So, what have you been?
Guard (All three of those are from AWANAs, the Baptists' answer to the Boy and Girl Scouts)
Honor society member
Student Council representative
circ desk worker
poet (*shudder*...that was a painful year)
I think that's about all of them, not counting characters I've played in various plays and such.
Why yes, I'm a bit bored. Why do you ask? :)