The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13 Username This morning, you should... go to your local breakfast diner, pour coffee on your waitress, do three cups of creamer as shots, and run screaming from the building. Then, after lunch... have an in-depth discussion of Marxism and its effects on the global macro-economy with a lamp post. Dinner will consist of... a hundred shotgunned pixie sticks, and some heroin for good measure. Afterwards, you set off into the evening to... finally get around to starting that suicide cult you've been meaning to get off the ground...which reminds you that you need to pick up some Kool-Aid from the store. At the height of your madness, you will call aetius And the two of you will proceed to... practice the fine art of helping one another escape from straight-jackets using only your teeth. Quiz created with MemeGen !