This year I've been busy!
In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole theonlymegumegu's purse (30 points). In July I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In January I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last week I helped deleva hide a body (-173 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-523 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!