Me: "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" always sounds a little jarring to me.
Eric: How come?
Me: Well, it's talking about tidings of comfort and joy, but the music's so dark, it's almost like a dirge. Well, not quite a dirge, but it's dark...you know what I mean.
Eric: Sort of. I don't see it like a dirge, but it is a bit darker, I guess.
Me: I mean, it's...*flail* It's a mahogony-colored song that's using bright green words!
Me: That really only made sense in my head, didn't it?
Eric: You're so cute.