Tonight, that gravestone is raised a bit from the ground, from the force of that man's body spinning in its grave. Why, you may ask?
Because that man's daughter is marrying a man who, in addition to disliking Bruce Springsteen and Creedence Clearwater Revival...
CAN'T STAND ELVIS.
*flails wildly* How did I let this happen?!? How is it that I'm marrying such a musical philistine? I may have to rethink this whole thing!
Aw, hell. That's why God gave us headphones, I guess. But still! *flail*