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Somewhere in the small town of Pueblo, Colorado, there is a graveyard. In that graveyard, there is a section dedicated to those who served in our nation's armed forces. In this section, a small, flat gravestone marks the final resting place of one SMSgt. G.W. Wood.

Tonight, that gravestone is raised a bit from the ground, from the force of that man's body spinning in its grave. Why, you may ask?

Because that man's daughter is marrying a man who, in addition to disliking Bruce Springsteen and Creedence Clearwater Revival...


CAN'T STAND ELVIS.

*flails wildly* How did I let this happen?!? How is it that I'm marrying such a musical philistine? I may have to rethink this whole thing!


*thinks*











Aw, hell. That's why God gave us headphones, I guess. But still! *flail*

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apestyle
Jan. 18th, 2006 06:20 am (UTC)
Yeah, I don't really get the CCR and the Springsteen, but Elvis is king. KING I tells yah.
gamethyme
Jan. 18th, 2006 06:36 am (UTC)
It could be worse.

I could like eighties crap.
aladriana
Jan. 18th, 2006 08:34 am (UTC)
:Pthth I like '80's crap. Well, some of it. I can understand not being into Elvis.

Does that disqualify me as minister??
warpdragon
Jan. 18th, 2006 07:44 am (UTC)
He's not so much a Philistine, as lacks proper grounding.

Also, Elvis is way overrated.
pict_shrink
Jan. 18th, 2006 02:05 pm (UTC)
CCR: awesome!
Springsteen: pretty good
Elvis: overrated, yes, but he still had some good songs

Anyhow, if you decide to call it off over this, do it soon before I book my plane tickets. Otherwise, I'll have to make sure to bring a wet armadillo with me. For the thwacking! ;)
fireballof3
Jan. 18th, 2006 04:06 pm (UTC)
But what about bigger and more important bands?

The Doors
The Beatles
The Who

CCR and Elvis both have this counrtyish sound. Springsteen... well I don't know what's wrong with the boy.
gamethyme
Jan. 18th, 2006 07:24 pm (UTC)
I like the Doors and the Beatles. I don't have enough exposure to The Who to have formed a solid opinion.
fireballof3
Jan. 18th, 2006 07:27 pm (UTC)
Well at least you're not a total loss...

;-)
gamethyme
Jan. 18th, 2006 07:39 pm (UTC)
I'm ... not entirely sure how to take that.
fireballof3
Jan. 18th, 2006 07:52 pm (UTC)
With salt, lime, and a shot of tequila.
gamethyme
Jan. 18th, 2006 08:49 pm (UTC)
But I don't like tequila!
fireballof3
Jan. 18th, 2006 08:52 pm (UTC)
Fine then, put the lime in the coconut then...
theonlymegumegu
Jan. 18th, 2006 09:30 pm (UTC)
For some reason I think this "flailing" should be caught on film and distributed to the masses =PP
quert
Jan. 20th, 2006 02:56 am (UTC)
not...liking... CCR...how? what, huh?
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