I've, uh, been published. Sorta. I'm in the newest musemuggers anthology, to be found here, available for free download or purchase in honest-to-god book form. It's under my real name, so if you don't know what that is, just read all the stories and pick your favorite - I'll take credit for that one, then. :) I don't usually do the self-promotion thing, but I'm actually a bit proud of this one.